Tuesday, April 26, 2011
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Friday, April 22, 2011
Barney's Video Resume
As seen on Season 4 Episode 14 " The Possimpible" and on his site . Here's the extended version of Barney's video resume! Which apparently got him 11 job offers
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Freeway Exits Theory of Relationships
Relationships are like a freeway. Freeways have exits, so do relationships. The first one, my personal favorite, is 6 hrs in. You meet, you talk, you have sex, you leave while she's in the shower. The next exits are 4 days, 3 weeks, 7 months, then a year and a half, 18 years, and the last exit, death. Which, if you've been with the same woman all your life, it's like 'are we there yet'?
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