Tuesday, April 5, 2011

The Lemon Law of Dating

I henceforth declare the following- From this moment on, there shall exists in the world of dating and mating a Lemon Law, which for copyright purposes shall be dubbed “The Barney Law.”
It shall operate on the following conditions : all persons involved in a mutually decided upon date have exactly 5 minutes from the moment of meeting to decide if the date will proceed for the rest of the night or not. Within the first five minutes of coming together either party can call the date off for any reason,  avoiding bad dates.

Barney lives by the “Bro Code”, his own code of rules, which includes a lemon law for blind dates

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